So, people think the courts are too soft? Not if this King got his way! 

Not so much bells helping police nowadays, but more blues 'n'twos and Lights 'n' noise. 

Well, the war on crime is never over and here is a 3 part song from the custody suite upon a prisoner being presented at the desk on Christmas Eve.

An alternative to the three Kings, a festive look at patrol;

The classic festive hit, Winter Wonderland, is borrowed here to show the more amusing calls that flood in as the snowflakes fall;